Sunday, November 27

Baking Cookies with your Cat

1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
2. Get cup of coffee.
3. Get cat off of cookbook.
4. Find that special recipe.
5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug.
6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs in small bowl.
9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
10. Answer the phone.
11. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge.
12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
14. Throw flour out and get more.
15. Preheat oven for cookies.
16. Looking at cat & wanting to bake cat now. Cat runs for cover into bathroom.
17. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
18. Big crash in bathroom; run to see what happened.
19. Cat has TP all over floor; stuff spilled and knocked over on top of bathroom counter.
20. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.
21. Can sense cat is angry.
22. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off.
23. Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs.
24. Cleanup bathroom.
25. Hear a thump in kitchen .. Oh Golly ... now what?
26. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
27. Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten.
29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies!!!

7 comments:

Laura said...

Hee hee...I could do this with the kids instead of the cat!!! They are equally as much trouble when I'm trying to make cookies.
Well, minus the scratches.
:)
~L.

Unknown said...

Hahaha lol My puppy drinks my coffee. God no wonder she bounces off the walls lol.

Michael said...

That was funny.

TAke Care
Michael

World Traveler of Airports said...

Good grief are you a patient girl! I would have given up when the cats ate the eggs.
Good call on going to the store!

World Traveler of Airports said...

Oh, P.S. I love the new background on your blog. Very winter-esque

Marianna said...

lol... so has Critter been in your cooking lately?

M~

Celina said...

LOVE the new background!! And, YES, I know this story...sounds like my girls! Doing "double duty" at opposite ends of the house!