Well, this is a Pileated Woodpecker, considered by most to be the largest woodpecker in the US (the Ivory-Billed would trump it, but it has only been seen reliably in Cuba). So this is one big 'pecker.
I would consider "Simon," after the American Idol judge, because he fancies himself a big 'pecker as well.
How 'bout Maxim... the condom for "big boys"? Not that I know about these things, but I do have a job where I get to ask people, "Can I bring candy and condoms?" So maybe I do know of what I speak.
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Well.. Red, but that is too obvious.
How about Bandit!
Because of his facial markings.
Well, this is a Pileated Woodpecker, considered by most to be the largest woodpecker in the US (the Ivory-Billed would trump it, but it has only been seen reliably in Cuba). So this is one big 'pecker.
I would consider "Simon," after the American Idol judge, because he fancies himself a big 'pecker as well.
How about Steve?
Miss Scarlett...
Leave it to the two Leesas to know all there is to know about 'peckers...
John Holmes would be too obvious, I suppose. How 'bout Bayer, or Excedrin? Think about it.
How about "WOODY"?
He's gorgeous but I'd call him
Peckerhead anyways! lol
Trojan XL
Woody is the obvious one! LOL
I. S. is a goober... LOL
M~
I also like Simone.
Ronald wouldn't be bad either...
Stacie
I think you should name him Robespierre.
Or Lenny-Benny Beaks-a-plenty
Or Hammertime.
Or Fred.
~S :)
How 'bout Maxim... the condom for "big boys"? Not that I know about these things, but I do have a job where I get to ask people, "Can I bring candy and condoms?" So maybe I do know of what I speak.
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